Testing (Sarcastic)

To prepare for a big test you need to get the least amount of sleep you can, it helps your brain function better and it keeps you awake. You also shouldn't eat a good breakfast because it is the most important meal of the day and it's important to skip it on the day of a big test. It helps you feel really hungry and makes your stomach hurt in the middle of the test, which helps you get a better score. When your testing make sure you skip as many questions as you can and also don't take your time. You will get a higher score if you skip a lot of questions and speed through the test, trust me it helps. You should always try to look at other peoples papers if you don't know the answer to a question, also make sure your teacher catches you cheating that way you get a bad grade and you get in trouble. If you follow all these instructions and tips you will definitely pass all your tests and your teacher will think you are a genius.